But, she had fun with her 'father' and there were no issues with picking her up, which was nice. And I haven't heard (as of yet) any more about her wanting to hunt or anything like that, which is also nice.
So, here is one of those questions that I had to ask my Midget that a person should never have to ask:
Why is there cauliflower in my bed???
Yupp, I went to climb into bed the other night and found a piece of cauliflower in it. I know I wasn't eating cauliflower in bed. And my Midget claims it wasn't her. Mr. Nobody strikes again!
Another statement I've had to utter that should never have to be said is:
I was sitting on the couch one day when my Midget was younger and she was lying next to me on the couch and decided that my bowl of fruit was an appropriate place to rest her toe.
There are so many other things that I've said over the years that shouldn't have to be said, but I haven't been writing them down so they are lost in the fog of time. Too bad, I could have written a book.
I just love how my Midget thinks she can still deny doing something and get away with it. When her sister-Midget was still at home they would both deny doing something and I couldn't tell who was lying and I didn't feel right punishing them both so 9 times out of 10 the culprit would get away with it. Well, now that she's the only Midget left, my youngest still tries to pull that, but now there's nobody else to blame. If I know I didn't do it, by elimination that means she did it. But she still dons her 'I'm so innocent, how could you possibly blame me' look and lies her ass off and then she gets into more trouble for lying than if she had just fessed up to begin with. Go figure.
I made up a few batches of incense the other day. Happiness, Joy and Relaxation. The Happiness one I created, Relaxation my Midget created, and Joy I found in the book Everyday Magic by Dorothy Morrison. I love how they smell, and they are all very relaxing and uplifting scents. My Midget doesn't like it when I burn incense though so I have to go hide in my room and shut the door and it reminds me of the days when I was a pothead and sneaking around to smoke a bowl whenever I had the chance.
Ok then, I'm off for now.