Apparently, according to astronomers, the zodiac has changed cuz of something to do with the Earth's axis or rotation or some such thing. If you believe that, I'm now a Cancer, instead of a Leo. But, astrologers are poo-pooing the astronomers cuz of something to do with astrology being based on some tropical something or other. (As you can see I did such extensive research on the topic.) So, according to astrologers, I'm still a Leo. I'm not sure what to think. I like being a Leo. Leos rock. But, I do share a ton in common with Cancers too, and I tend to be a lot more introverted than your average Leo. (No, seriously.)
So, I heard recently that the Catholic church has decided that Limbo is out. Gone. Poof. It is no more. How does that work? So, the Pope was just sittin' around one day, chillin' with Limbo, some communion wine, and a bifter when they had a bit off a tiff cuz Limbo refused to genuflect and the Pope, by this time both plastered and stoned, got all narky and ended up kicking its ass out, crying, "Hey Limbo, get the fuck out! I shun you. Shun, I say."
(I am so going to hell)
And what happens to all those poor, unchristened babies?
Additionally, I read that the church is telling people in third world countries that condoms don't help to prevent the spread of AIDS on account of their stance on birth control. WTF? I really have nothing witty or funny to say about that, it's just that fucked up. And my family wonders why I'm no longer Catholic. (Though, to be honest, I was only baptized Catholic as an infant-when I had no choice in the matter-and attended church for various and sundry weddings and christenings-again, not much of a choice there-and I don't think that counts. I never even had my 1st Communion. My grandma says that doesn't matter, I'll always be Catholic cuz I was baptized Catholic, but I'm still going to hell cuz I'm not a practicing Catholic. It's this whole confusing thing that I just don't get.)
I found Jesus. He's drunk in my backseat.
I found Jesus. Have you seen my car keys?
I found Jesus. Will you guys quit losing him already?
K, just had to get that off my chest.
So, I have the earbuds to my iPod shoved into my ears so much (I've even been known to sleep with my iPod on so Sully can croon to me in my dreams. I know, I'm.Such.A.Dork.) that I actually have a small sore on my left ear from the earbud rubbing against it. It hurts to listen to my music now. Not that that deters me from listening. I'd suffer any amount of pain for
StumbleUpon thought I'd like this site, and they were right. They know me so well. I LMAO until I cried. Literally. Go ahead. Check it out. I'll wait.
This one is equally as hilarious.
And last but not least, I have to share this one, cuz OMG they are all hilarious, but the 4th one down made me pee my pants I laughed so hard. I think this is what she was thinking: "Oooh, it's stretchy!"
So, I finally watched my 'Godsmack-Changes' DVD. It so rocked my world! I love Sully Erna and Godsmack even more now. (Is that even possible?) Sully has such an awesome attitude and he is hilarious! I even got to watch him do yoga. Nummy. And that Boston accent. *swoons* Shannon Larkin, their drummer, is pretty awesome too (not as awesome as Sully though). I love watching him in action, he just goes fucking wild.
And, just cuz I'm going on about Godsmack (Hey, I went 6 whole posts without talking about them, what do you want from me?) I'm going to post this vid. You can see Sully and Shannon in all their gloriousness. I'm not quite sure what's up with the creepy dude in the bathtub though.
And on that note, I'm outta here!
P.S. I wonder how much hate mail I'll get on account of this post?