And before you ask, no, I did not watch the royal wedding. I've never been interested in that kind of thing. People were talking about this most recent one for months before I realized they were talking about a royal wedding. My Neighbor from Hell, however, got up at 3:30 a.m. to watch it. Apparently she thought the wedding dress (I don't even know the bride's name, that's how out of the loop I am) was ferociously fugly. She raged about it for good 20 minutes. I saw a pic of it on MSN and I didn't think it was that bad, but whatev.
I'm really hoping that tomorrow I'll have the time to post on my award from Shay. I keep meaning to and then I have so much to say and my posts get so long and all that. So tomorrow.
And, as you all know (and if you don't, you should by now) today is Fawk You Friday! Hosted by Boobies, Babies & a Blog and My Mad Mind. Stop by, check them out, grab a badge and then get on with the ranting!!
Fawk You to the asshat who came to a complete stop at every green light this morning. WTF? Are you color blind?
A ginormous, resounding Fawk You to my Neighbor from Hell who was pounding on my door when I returned from dropping my Drunken Midget at school. Not only did she want me to take her to the store to get smokes (again) she wanted me to drive her around for 15 minutes so she could smoke some. Like I don't have anything better to do. I really need to learn to say Fawk You to her face.
Fawk You to my car that needs an oil change that I can't afford.
Fawk You (again) to the oil companies that made a whopping $18 BILLION in profits the first 3 months of this year. Meanwhile I'm living on spaghettios and ramen just so I can afford to put gas in my car. You fucking bastards.
And Fawk You to the Republicans who insist on giving the oil companies $4.2 BILLION in annual subsidies.You suck giant donkey balls.
I've posted this vid before but I'm posting it again cuz it just seems appropriate.
Ok, I'm off to do my Facebooking, consume massive amounts of coffee, smoke, and get the rest of my day going.
Laters!
your neighbor sounds really needy.
ReplyDeleteI'm sort of boycotting the wedding stuff. I know it will be rehashed again and again this weekend and probably for the next week or so, so I'm just opting out of as much of it as I can.
ReplyDeleteWow! That neighbor just WON'T go away. Good luck with the appointment!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
I had one of those wacky run-around days today, too. I awoke thinking all I had to do was go to one noon class. Then the requests and requirements came in. Got in the car. Got home 7 hours later. Ugh!
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend Ms. Extraordinaire! I was to happy to hear from you today. :-)
So did you actually take her to the store? You need to say no, girl!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not in the wedding either, especially after I heard how much it cost!
What? No gratuitous use of the words penis or vagina? What is this place? A church??? xxoxoxo Tell that smoking lady to go fawk herself!
ReplyDeleteYes I must agree
ReplyDeleteAs there haven't been enough hours in the day for me
But eventually the crap will get done
Then you have to do it all over again not fun
Don't you just hate dumb drivers that like to stop
A green lights like it's some scary cop
Do you have a staircase handy to push your neighbor down? Geez!
ReplyDeleteYour neighbor needs to be driven around to smoke? Have too many years of addiction made it impossible to force the smoke into her lungs in atmosphere traveling under 30 mph?
ReplyDeleteYeah! It's time to play Staircase Bowling and the neighbor is the ball!
ReplyDeletePS--I HATE people (usually geezers) who brake at all the green lights, but they usually don't stop altogether! I saw a cartoon once that was a bumper sticker that said" "I brake constantly for no reason."
ReplyDeleteThe Dress... I don't know squat about such things, I admit, but I thought Kate's dress was beautiful. You want to talk fugly? Or inappropriate? How about those hats on Sarah's daughters? I'm guessing they lost a bet with their cousin Harry.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how many times I've almost rear-ended some asshole that slows down for a green light. "Step on it, Jackass! What, you want to be ready to jam on the brakes in case it turns yellow?"
I DVRed the royal wedding and watched all 7 hours of coverage in about an hour. That was the best way to watch it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if my comment got posted so here it is again.
ReplyDeleteYour neighbor sounds like a piece of work. And you are just too nice. Say no to her smoking habit!
Feel like I've been in the Twilight Zone since my kids have been sick for the last six days.
Take care.
Lucky you, you have a neighbor who thinks the sun rises and sets on her!! What a pain in the ass, I've had people like that in my life, LMAO to you suck giant donkey balls! Hang in there girl, and I hope your feeling better soon,
ReplyDeleteTake Care,
Janet :)