Some day I want to have a house. And in that house I want to have a library. In that library I want to have a secret passage behind the bookshelves with a spiral staircase that leads up to a hidden attic that is all windows. Doesn't that sound cool?
It's been a while since I posted some Anti-Twilight love, so here ya go:
I miss being able to shop at Lakewinds, the natural food store by me. They have such awesome stuff. And their produce lasts for like ever. I still shop there to buy essential oils for spells and bulk herbs for spells and making incense, but that's all I can afford to buy there. It's so expensive. I really miss eating all organic. My body feels toxic. It might be time for some dandelion tea.
My cat, Dakota, is totally crazy for marshmallows. Whenever I grab the bag from the cupboard he goes fucking nuts until I give him some. If I forget and leave the bag out he'll chew through it and eat them until he pukes. What a weird cat.
So, I almost got arrested at Wal Mart the other day. See, I carry a few, ok 20, CDs in my purse to listen to in the car. On my way out of Wal Mart I set off the security thingy. The guy guarding the door (I use the term 'guarding' loosely since he looked to be about 150,000 yo and probably has many fond memories of the cretaceous period) stopped me and all went through my purse and I had to explain that they were my CDs and I didn't steal them. He was dubious at first but luckily they were all pretty beaten up so it was obvious that they weren't stolen. Thank Goddess. I'm too pretty for jail.
 |
| A little less tongue please... |
The other day I brought my car in for an oil change. It cost $50. And that was with a $10 off coupon. WTF? When did oil changes get so damn expensive?
Ok, that's all I could squeeze from my brain today.
Laters!
Dude. Put in an address change from your house to your house. You get a "Welcome to the neighborhood" packet. Free oil change :)
ReplyDeleteomigosh! OK, so you made out with the walmart guy that's like 80 years older than moses... wait... is THAT why you were gonna get arrested?
ReplyDeleteAlso, the other day, I forced my guy friend to watch parts of twilight. He saw it pop up on the movies, whatever, THING he has on his TV and asked me if it was any good because he'd never seen it. I told him he HAD to see it. For the social references. I didn't force him to watch most of it... I couldn't bear it. I just made him see the glittery crap and a few other things. Oy. That was so painful.
He looked at me and went... "seriously? SERIOUSLY? THIS is what all the fuss is about? REALLY?" and I started talking to him like the dumb chick on the movie... the main character with no facial expressions? Yeah, he didn't like that.
I love that cartoon!
ReplyDeletethanks for the reminder - i need to get my oil changed. your cat is weird.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteLaughing my arse off at the tongue.Oh my word I amuse easily.
Have an awesome weekend!!
You gotta be careful in Walmart or you'll end up on the site: people of walmart dot com. Have you seen it?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you could talk some sense into the security guard....or charmed him. :)
Do crustaceans HAVE periods??? :-o
ReplyDeleteonce you get out of jail, you are not that pretty though, so do avoid it...and if you get the house with the cool secret passage and all window room, you so need to invite me to the party...
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the picture of Blade chasing Edward. That's beautiful. Or Buffy and Edward? I miss Buffy.
ReplyDeleteJulie~ Either my community doesn't do that packet, or they just don't like me cuz I've moved 3 times in the last 5 years and never got one of those. D:
ReplyDeleteMiley~ LMAO for a minute there I was like, 'What is she talking about? Why would she think I made out with the Wal Mart dude?' and then I went back and reread it and went, 'Duh!' I didn't realize that when I put that pic there. LMAO
I will never, ever understand why people, other than 15 year old girls, like Twilight. I watched it with my 15 yo Midget and it was so painful!
Mama Zen~ Thanks! I thought it was pretty poignant.
Brandy@YDK~ You are very welcome. I know, right? LOL
Kristine~ ROFL I'm must be amused pretty easily too, cuz I love that tongue thing. I LMAO every time I see it!
One of the Guys~ I have seen that site. And the day I went I was all in sweats and a t-shirt, which may or may not have been dirty. I'd better go check that site and see if I'm on it. LOL
I'm glad too. Hehehe
Fireblossom~ LMAO and OMG I so meant cretaceous!! Hahahaha I'd better fix that!
Brian Miller~ I will do my best. :D And, when I do get that house, you are soooooo invited to the party.
Captain Dumbass~ No, I haven't seen those pics. I'm going to look them up now. I miss Buffy too. She was so awesome! SMG has a new show premiering soon though. I don't remember the name but it starts with an R. I think. lol
Thanks for all the awesome comments dudes!
I've always wanted secret alcoves and passageways too!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you had so many CD's with you!
blueviolet~ That would be so cool, wouldn't it? I know, right? My purse is sooooo heavy from all the CDs that it kills my neck. But, I can't live without my music!!
ReplyDeleteOk. I admit that the first thing I thought of when I heard your cat likes marshmellows was this: One Xmas a million years ago, I had a cat that loved marshies too. Also liked to eat the tinsel on the tree. Please put 1 + 1 here in your own head when I tell you the tinsel wouldn't come out in her poop, and I had to pull it out. I can't remember the rest of your post now. My head is polluted with that flashback...LOL
ReplyDeleteCinfulCinnamon~ LOL I've had to pull stuff out of my cat too. He likes to eat just about anything he finds on the floor, and loves to eat tinsel so much I can't use it on my tree anymore. Why do cats like to eat things that aren't edible? I just don't get it. My cat is like a 2 year old in that way. Which makes me think of the time my youngest was 2 and ate a quarter and had to have it surgically removed.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!