Rah! Rah! Rah! Three cheers for Random Tuesday Thoughts! And three more for Stacy, our gracious host! Rah! Rah! Rah! *wildly waves purple and black pom poms while doing cartwheels* Ok, so I'm not doing cartwheels since I'm (still) sick and my pom pom waves are a little half-hearted, but the sentiment is there.
So, you know the drill: Stacy's. Badge. Random. But only after you read this post or I'll cough and sneeze all over you and you'll be sick for 2 weeks.
*So yeah, I think I need stronger antibiotics. *cough* *wheeze*
*I am so sick of buying scented candles that don't smell when you burn them. The Air Wick ones suck. So do the Febreeze ones. Of course, I can't smell much of anything right now so you might want to check back after I'm better when I possibly issue apologies to the companies that make those candles.
*I hate it that, even though I'm sick, my Drunken Midget still expects me to do everything for her, including driving her all over creation. And back again.
*It really tickled my titties the other day when my Midget was on the phone with her 'father' and she was all talking to him like he was an idiot (which he is, but still) and in my head I was singing, "Hallelujah! Welcome to my world!" I guess the honeymoon is over. LMAO
*Speaking of singing: I can't carry a tune. Not even if it's velcroed to my left hip. When I sing people and animals from miles around run screaming with blood streaming from their ears. Not that that stops me. I still sing. Frequently. And loudly. And I often make up my own lyrics.
*So when my youngest Midget gives me a dirty look she calls it her 'Dagger Eyes' cuz she's throwing daggers at me with her eyes, apparently.
*Someday I will be famous...unfortunately it will probably be after I die. Or commit some heinous crime that I won't even allude to here lest it give any prosecutor future evidence to use against me in the trial.
*I think there's a duck in my chest. And it's dying a horrendous and painful death.
*Recently I signed up for Netflix again, but just the cheap one where you only get it streaming on your computer. That's ok though. I love it. I'm now addicted to Doctor Who. I love that show!!! And Dead Like Me is pretty damn good too. Thank you to whoever recommended that. (Sorry I don't remember who that was.)
*And, I haven't forgotten about my awards, forgive me for not posting on them yet but I've just been feeling so shitty. I'm hoping to get to them this week sometime. Thanks again!
*Today's title brought to you by 'Psych'
My daughter has a duck in her chest too. She sounds like the Aflac duck. Get's annoying after a while >LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy RTT!
Oh you poor thing! Still sick? Yeah, I'd say it's time to bring out the big guns...especially if it's a duck hiding in your chest. ;)
ReplyDeleteI've noticed that as moms, even when we're sick we still have to keep forging on full speed ahead - WUWT?
Scented candles that don't smell are not cool.
Thanks for rockin' the random rebellion with me - hope you feel better soooooon! :)
Addicted to Technology, Mother's Day - RTT Rebel
Wait - aren't you a lesbian? ;) Even if you are you'll probably develop a crush on David Tennant from a few seasons of Dr. Who. There was Christopher Ecklson the first season, then on to David *sigh* and now Matt Smith. It's my favorite show.
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon! I loved Dead Like Me. I was so sad when it was cancelled. I wish it would return.
ReplyDeleteYou should just buy from Yankee candle and get it over with. I promise I don't endorse them because my sister works there; they actually smell good.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a week or more, hasn't it? This is a really bad virus. I like the subtle scented candles, but I'm pretty sensitive to strong smells. One of these days, I'm going to get Netflix too!
ReplyDeleteI have to admit the only candles I can smell when I'm not less than two feet from them are Yankee Candles.
ReplyDeleteTurbo's sick and I'm hoping that it does not make the rounds of the house again. Of course he was the only one who was not sick during March and April. So I guess he's due. I hope you feel better soon--has the weather perked up there?
Why I think I was I who recommended "Dead Like Me", thank you very much! Isn't it the best. It just gets better too.
ReplyDeleteGirl, you need a Scentsy!
ReplyDeleteI love looooove Dead Like Me - that show is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI can't sing either. And I purposely make up stupid lyrics that drive my DH crazy. He says I ruin songs for him. Pffft - whatever!
oh bummer. so sorry to hear that you are still sick. we have the streaming netflix too. woot
ReplyDeleteSTILL sick? Good grief, you DO need better drugs.
ReplyDeleteI would love to have streaming Netflix, but they won't let us do that here in Germany. WHY NOT Netflix??? WHY NOT? We can't even download the cheap movies from Amazon and sometimes hulu even gets blocked. I'd call them Nazi's but I think that would be in bad taste. :)
WAIT! I think our ex-husbands are the same morons...I mean person!
ReplyDeleteHoly Guacamole..sorry you're still puny. I have heard those Yankee candles are good (and not because allstarme's sister works for them..LOL I just buy the cheapies and sit them on the mug warmer things. And of course they are right here on the computer desk, so I can't help but smell them.
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better sooner than later.
Kristine~ It sure does! I hope your daughter feels better soon.
ReplyDeleteStacy~ I know, I need to get myself back into the doctor!
I know, we never get a rest, do we?
No, they are not, they totally suck!
You're welcome, and thank you!
Julie~ LOL So far I'm on episode 8 of season 1 and I'm just loving it. Can't wait to see David in season 2!
Anne~ Thank you! I know, it's such a good show, I can't believe they cancelled it. :(
allstarme~ lol I've seen those at Target, but they are sooo expensive!
blueviolet~ Yeah, it's been almost 2 weeks now. Ugh. I like the ones that really smell up the whole room. Netflix is so awesome!
VandyJ~ Hmmm you're the 2nd person to mention Yankee Candles. Maybe they are worth the price? I hope Turbo feels better soon and that no one else in the house gets it. It's perked up too much, it's going to be 90 today. Yuck. What happened to spring?
Bathwater~ You're right, it was you! It's all coming back to me now! LOL Thanks for recommending it, I love it!
Mama Zen~ What's a Scentsy? I'll have to Google that.
Storm~ It is so hilarious! I know, my Midget hates it when I make up lyrics. lol
Brandy@YDK~ Thanks! I know, Netflix so rocks!
Mom in High Heels~ I know, right? I so have to drag myself back to the doc. No Netflix? How do you function! That so has to suck! I don't know what I'd do without it, especially cuz we don't have tv at all. LOL on the Nazi bit.
Sandra~ You're probably right! LOL
CinfulCinnamon~ LOL everybody keeps talking about Yankee Candles. I might have to break down and spend the extra money on them. Never tried those warmer things, I might have to invest. Thanks!
Thanks everyone for you awesome comments. Have a wonderful Tuesday!
You crack me up :) Your blog still makes my brain scream with the white font! (cause i am too much of a bitch to not mention it to you like every 8 seconds)
ReplyDeleteGET BETTER SOON WOMAN!!
And you are already famous! To the web!! :)
I cannot believe you've been so sick for so long. Totally sucks. I wonder if you are terribly allergic to scented candles? :-)
ReplyDeleteHurry and heal!
i figure i will die before i am famous as well...oh well....ha. ugh hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteYou poor thing. No one is quacking over here, but my daughter has been down for a week. I figure the school is about ready to send over someone to do a welfare check pretty soon.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally stealing your phrase tickle my titties... Too funny!
I can't believe your still sick - poor you.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on the singing thing - I can't do it, but it doesn't stop me and it drives my family and friends crazy!
Cass~ LOL Thanks. I'm glad someone finds me funny. ;) I know the white font is kinda obnoxious but the colored ones are just as blinding to me. Thanks, I'm finally starting to feel better.
ReplyDeleteKim Nelson~ LOL I know, I was sick for what seemed like forever. I'm finally starting to feel somewhat better. :D
Brian Miller~ Thanks!
Christine~ I hate it that the schools get so in your face when your kids are absent a lot. Thanks! I like tickled my titties too. lol Steal away!
Travel & Dive Girl~ Thanks! I'm finally feeling halfway human again. It's about time! LOL It makes my youngest crazy too.
Have a great Sunday everyone!