Wednesday, May 25, 2011

My Evil Plan

So, this is my new favorite site. I played with it and created several Evil Plans, but this one is by far my favorite.

 Evil Guide Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a Pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about an Unending Cacaphony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Thanks StumbleUpon for another entertaining but complete useless waste of time!!

9 comments:

  1. So funny that it's being stumbled. I've been hanging out there lately myself!

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  2. Ha ha ha that's pretty funny.

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  3. I've learned its best not to print your evil plans as they can later be used against you in a court of law.

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  4. And I will stand faithfully by your side as I watch on in wonder :)

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  5. It sounds fine except for devouring a pope. That sounds kind of nasty.

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  6. I totally dig this plan. You go after it with all your evil might!

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