So, this is my new favorite site. I played with it and created several Evil Plans, but this one is by far my favorite.
Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
Stage OneTo begin your plan, you must first devour a Pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage TwoNext, you must desecrate the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage ThreeFinally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about an Unending Cacaphony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Thanks StumbleUpon for another entertaining but complete useless waste of time!!