Yes, yes, ya'll it is time for Random Tuesday Thoughts once again! So check out Stacy, who is so very awesome for continuing the Random tradition while Keely is (still) on hiatus, get down with your randomness and link up!!
*So, we might have a new addition to our family. My youngest Drunken Midget, who is friend to all injured and abandoned animals, found a baby blackbird when she was at her 'father's' house. She immediately adopted it and named it Izzy (I tried to get her to name it Hekate or Morrigan, but she wasn't having it. That's ok, Izzy is cool too). I told her that she has to take it to the Humane Society tomorrow, but she's begging me to let her keep it until it can fly, and she's wearing me down. She raised a baby robin (Hedwig) one year and she taught it how to fly and everything.
*After about two hours of being home she came into my room and exclaimed, "You're not truly a mom until you've been pooped and peed on." She also keeps chanting to the cats, "Birds are friends, NOT food" because she thinks it will brainwash them into not trying to eat Izzy.
*The next animal I get, I'm naming it Lizzie, for Lizzie Borden.
*I just love it when the gov't fucks up and then proceeds to punish me for it. Fuckers.
*This weekend I had no Midget and spent most of it on the computer. FB just sucks me in and won't let go. Then of course, there's Netflix and all the tv watching I have to make up for from not having tv for the last 3 (I think, it's really been just a blur) years.
*This weekend, I also received 3 awards. Yay! I will be posting on them soon, but probably not all at the same time.
*Furthermore, I was so bad this weekend. Just utterly naughty. Really, I should be spanked. Then dipped in honey and thrown forcefully at a bear. Not only did I buy a thing of cream cheese brownies but I also bought a 12 pack of Vault and a bag of Lays potato chips. None live to tell the tale. It's a good thing I only do that once in a blue moon or I'd be in a diabetic coma by now.
*A random pic:
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| Does everyone entering the city receive a free sex toy? |
*Random Quote of the Day:
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I will pick you up. After I stop laughing.
*Random Word of the Day: Bohemian
Laters!
I like the name Morrigan better, but it is very cool that she is helping the bird!
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Love the dildo sign. Too friggin funny!
ReplyDeleteI've never had cream cheese brownies but they sound easy to make. I make truly evil brownies. You would be licking crumbs. Just sayin'...
Happy Random Tuesday!
I've been bad this weekend too. Burger King and pizza. Yuk.
ReplyDeleteI should have stuck with hot dogs, coke and Lay's chips.
Hmmm... :)
Good luck with the baby bird (and the birds are friends, not food). Let us know what you decide about keeping it. So true about being peed upon.
ReplyDeleteI just entered the world of Netflix and I'm really, really liking it!
ReplyDeleteI think it's so sweet that she's nursing that bird back to health! :)
Cool about the bird-hope she can convince the cats.
ReplyDeleteLove the sign.
awww - it's nice she has that maternal streak. and love the birds are friends. and i just want to eat and eat and eat.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I love the sign. You know I loves my random signs!
ReplyDeleteAnd Midget is right, you're not truly a mom until you've been covered in some sort of bodily fluid. Ick.
Good gravy- "I live in Dildo"...I think I'd move.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter loves to dump adoptees on me too.
http://harrietandfriends.com/2011/05/painting-and-complaining/
how cool on the bird...i hope that the cats are nice...smiles. yes there something to being pooped on...haha...way to be naughty...
ReplyDeleteI read (and participated in) your weekend since we're both Facebook whores. I have it so bad I take it on the go with my cell phone. I can't be without it. Never.
ReplyDeleteDon't eat baby birds, kitty. That's a no.
I love that Midget is nursing a bird back to health - Mama, you done good. :)
ReplyDeleteThat sign is HI-Larious! Wonder if it's anywhere near Blue Balls, PA? :)
Netflix can be quite addicting, can't it? And really, with a majority of the TV shows available online, who needs a TV?
Thanks for being an awesome constant in the rebellion with me! :)
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I like your random word and pic. Just kind of... well, random. :) Happy Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteI'm from Stacy Uncorked, but I think I'm lost. lol Have a nice day anyway. I'm your latest follower. Nice to meet you, and I hope you stop by some time.
ReplyDeleteLove that quote!
ReplyDeleteLove your writing!
Love your daughter!
Love that you put the word 'father' in quotes ('cause my kids also have one of those!)
You are such a good writer. Please write a book. Even just random shit would suffice, I'd totally buy it.
Fireblossom~ I liked Morrigan better too. She loves animals and would take in every hurt and abandoned animal she found if I let her. Unfortunately though, Izzy didn't make it. :(
ReplyDeleteKristine~ Technically, they were just brownies with cream cheese frosting, I just call them cream cheese brownies, but yes I bet it would be easy to make some with cream cheese. And if your brownies are as good as those pies looked, I'm sure they are delicious!
Amanda~ I love hotdogs. Recently I tried the Hebrew National ones, they were wonderful!!
Anne~ Unfortunately Izzy died in her sleep yesterday. :( But, we tried.
blueviolet~ I know, it's awesome, isn't it?
Yeah, she loves animals and enjoys nursing them back to health.
VandyJ~ Thanks! I thought that was hilarious too.
Brandy@YDK~ Yes, she is very maternal when it comes to animals. She wants to be a zoologist when she grows up. I know what you mean, I've been just eating non stop lately.
Mom in High Heels~ I love me some random signs too. It is so true, isn't it? lol
I am Harriet~ I love animals, and I love that my Midget loves to help them, but last time I checked, we were not a zoo. lol
Brian~ Actually the cats were pretty good, maybe she did convince them after all. ;) Oh, yes, I do naughty well. hehe
Julie~ Oh, I so wish I could FB from my phone! I just have a regular old dumb phone with no internet access. :(
Stacy~ Thank you!
LMAO that would be hilarious if they were like, right next to each other.
Oh yes, soooo addicting!!
You are very welcome!!
allstarme~ Thanks! Hope you had a fabulous Random Tuesday!
Introducing Mr. Cool~ LOL Well, I hope you find your way back home ok. :) Thanks for stopping by and following, I'll be checking out your blog soon. :D
Sandra~ Thank you! Yes, I always put that word in quotes! I so want to write a book someday, and when I do you'll be the first to get an autographed copy. ;)You rock!
Thanks everyone! Have a great day!
That's it...I'm moving to Dildo! It just feels like home to me. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy 4 year old is OBSESSED with netflix...lol.
Your midget reminds me of my 12 year old. She has a soft spot for animals of all kinds. Except for roaches who we both agree are evil and must die.
ReplyDeleteWe love our Netflix.
LOL! Love the sign! Your daughter reminds me of mine too when she was that age, we had every kind of Pet!! Don't feel guilty about eating those brownie and chips, well deserved LOL!
ReplyDeleteTake Care,
Janet :)
That sign is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSomehow it seems different when your kids poop and pee on you rather than the dog, or bird.
Your feast sounds yummy. Maybe more than once in a blue moon. I've been eating McDs hamburgers weekly. Bad, bad!
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