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| I don't know what it is, but he really does something for me. |
So, I discovered something new recently. Evil Hello Kitty and Zombie Hello Kitty. Totally awesome dudes.
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| She's bad, you know it! |
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| Zombie Hello Kitty rocks! |
So my youngest Drunken Midget and I were in the car today and we were talking about penguins. It started out innocently enough as she was telling me how it's the father penguin that keeps the eggs or babies warm and takes care of them. And we joked about how the mama penguin must just sit around hogging the remote with her hand down her pants ordering papa penguin to make her a sandwich. Then, it catapulted into strange and bizarre, not to mention dirty, pretty quickly after that when she asked me where a penguin's penis is. When I said I didn't know she said, 'I really need to see penguins having sex.' LMAO Ok then. Then, she mentioned something about her and her bf having an inside joke about dog porn. Thank Goddess she left it at that cuz I just really didn't want to know. I think I may have warped her more than I intended.
And now I bring you: Excuses to Abuse the People Who are in the Car With You.
Remember that old game, Slug Bug, where you got to slug a person every time you saw a Volkswagon Beetle? Well, they still have that game, but it has improved and expanded. It goes a little something like this, every time you see these cars you get to hit someone:
Banana~ A Yellow Car
Slug Bug~ A Beetle. Hit them twice if it's a Banana Beetle.
Cruiser Bruiser~ PT Cruiser
Cadillac Whack~ Self explanatory
Ford Probe~ You don't get to hit them, but you get to do something even better-give them a Wet Willy!
My Midgets beat the hell out of each other playing this game in the car.
K I'm off to
Laters!
Oh so glad that Blogger is back. I had withdrawals today until it came back. Unfortunately it is still holding on to my post from yesterday :(
ReplyDeleteThat whole Blogger going down thing threw everyone through a loop.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy you're getting into Dr. Who, though! Love it. :D
Tenant grows on you, I promise.
As for Slug Bug variations....ouch! But at least it keeps the, busy and off the topic of penguin sex. Hrmm....
Blogger being down made me nuts. And so do slow connections!
ReplyDeleteSqueeeeee!!! I love Evil Hello Kitty! I stole it from you!!! :P
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard of Slug Buig since I was small but I think your version RAWKS!!! Must tell my demon-spawn about it. She will howl with laughter!
Have a kick ass weekend!
When I saw your title, I immediately thought of my friend Sitcom Kelly, who most definitely wants to see Penguins have sex... Pittsburgh Penguins, and with HER. But you're talking about something else entirely.
ReplyDeleteI think Slug Bug came back in to prominence when V-Dub started putting it in commercials last year. Or vice versa.
Have a very decadent weekend without the midgets. As I spend my day chauffeuring here, there, and everywhere, and have NOTHING fun planned, I will be thinking of you googling other souless Hello Kitties.
ReplyDeleteThis was the best I could come up with,and trust me....I had to watch ALOT of videos to find this one. And still no penis. Sorry.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yttD4uuqzWQ
I love the slug bug game. I played with the boys that I mentored and they didn't so much get the game so they just punched each other and said a color. It kept them entertained.
ReplyDeleteThose kitties make me a little scared.
Our joke in high school (with girls because none of us managed to have a boyfriend) was dork which means whale's penis. We thought this was hilarious.
OK-so I was watching Intervention (except now I've watched all episodes, which makes me very sad) and there were some that had mental health issues along with addiction. A couple were bipolar and the therapists said this was very hard because because people who are bipolar get a natural high-so they crave it.
They said people with bipolar often times have a really hard time staying on meds because 1-they miss the high of being manic and/or 2-they think they're fine so they stop taking their medicine. This seems to be an extra hurdle for them. I hope I don't offend you-but I was just curious if you had an opinion on this?
there was a kid i did counseling with that had a while menu of cars he could hit me for...hello zombie kitty, ha...penguin sex, at least they get all dressed up eh? bet its pretty black and white once you see it...ahem...my net was running so slow the last couple days...ended up running AVG and found a nasty line code...once removed it has been flying again...
ReplyDeleteI like that evil kitty a lot better than the other one. The penguins reminds me having similar thoughts about porcupines at that age.
ReplyDeleteI only knew about slug bug! Was that blogger mess-up not a nightmare or what?
ReplyDeleteThat Blogger outage pissed me off because a lot of the blogs I read use it. Me over here with Wordpress.. A-OK. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't use Blogger but I did notice that some of my favorite blogs weren't updating as much as usual. I love the Evil Hello Kitty.
ReplyDeleteWe called slug bug punch buggy. My kids haven't picked it up yet, thankfully. Have you seen March of the Penguins? Awesome movie. We got BBC Canada recently so my wife has been on a Dr. Who spree.
ReplyDeleteI really liked Christopher Eccleston too and was sad to see him go...
ReplyDeleteChristopher Eccleston is now appearing in something a lot more gritty than Doctor Who ... Look out for 'The Shaddow Line' a thriller with Chiwetel Ejiofor. It's dark undercurrent offers something different http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8mhY7AlR-M
ReplyDeleteI was upset when he didn't come back for the 2nd season too but David Tennant is my wet dream. There's a new Doctor now and he's quite charming. Matt Smith. That's my favorite show :)
ReplyDeleteI have a supposedly adult friend (Wendy) who still plays a version of that car game.
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