Yes, yes, ya'll it is time for Random Tuesday Thoughts once again! So check out Stacy, who is so very awesome for continuing the Random tradition while Keely is (still) on hiatus, get down with your randomness and link up!!
*So, we might have a new addition to our family. My youngest Drunken Midget, who is friend to all injured and abandoned animals, found a baby blackbird when she was at her 'father's' house. She immediately adopted it and named it Izzy (I tried to get her to name it Hekate or Morrigan, but she wasn't having it. That's ok, Izzy is cool too). I told her that she has to take it to the Humane Society tomorrow, but she's begging me to let her keep it until it can fly, and she's wearing me down. She raised a baby robin (Hedwig) one year and she taught it how to fly and everything.
*After about two hours of being home she came into my room and exclaimed, "You're not truly a mom until you've been pooped and peed on." She also keeps chanting to the cats, "Birds are friends, NOT food" because she thinks it will brainwash them into not trying to eat Izzy.
*The next animal I get, I'm naming it Lizzie, for Lizzie Borden.
*I just love it when the gov't fucks up and then proceeds to punish me for it. Fuckers.
*This weekend I had no Midget and spent most of it on the computer. FB just sucks me in and won't let go. Then of course, there's Netflix and all the tv watching I have to make up for from not having tv for the last 3 (I think, it's really been just a blur) years.
*This weekend, I also received 3 awards. Yay! I will be posting on them soon, but probably not all at the same time.
*Furthermore, I was so bad this weekend. Just utterly naughty. Really, I should be spanked. Then dipped in honey and thrown forcefully at a bear. Not only did I buy a thing of cream cheese brownies but I also bought a 12 pack of Vault and a bag of Lays potato chips. None live to tell the tale. It's a good thing I only do that once in a blue moon or I'd be in a diabetic coma by now.
*A random pic:
|Does everyone entering the city receive a free sex toy?|
*Random Quote of the Day:
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I will pick you up. After I stop laughing.
*Random Word of the Day: Bohemian