Oh my Goddess, it's been forever and a day since I've blogged! So what has been happening with me the last few months? Let's see...other than the fact that I've been completely MIA from my blogs and Facebook, there's been shit, crap and assorted other bullshit. Then there was mono, escalating heart problems, and the ever-lingering abject poverty. Not that it's all been horrid. My youngest Drunken Midget and I have been getting along much better. And my eldest has been doing well in college and recently was hired at a 2nd job. Yay!! And I've been doing a lot of rituals and attending to my spiritual side, which I ignored for far too long cuz I was just too depressed to do a damn thing.
I've also been seeing my therapist, who is, like, total awesomeness. She told me last week that she wants me to watch the 'Hostel' movies as therapeutic homework to help me deal with my anger issues. (I may or may not have mentioned that I would love to torture and maim certain persons who shall not be named in the remote eventuality that they wind up tortured and maimed. However, I would like to point out that my religion mandates that I harm none, so the aforementioned torture and maiming would remain in the realm of fantasy and I would not in actuality commit such heinous acts in reality.) As I adore Quentin Tarantino I was all over that but they didn't have those flicks streaming on Netflix so I opted to watch 'The Killing Jar' and 'Kill Bill: Volume 1' and 'Kill Bill: Volume 2.' As I've said before Uma Thurman totally and completely kicks ass (with a sword) and I'm all over her exacting vengeance on all those who harmed her. And 'The Killing Jar' was just beyond utterly fantastic. I so have to buy that one on DVD.
In other, less disturbing news, winter is finally here. Booyah!!! In mid November I was driving home one day and saw this chick jogging, wearing a tank top and shorts. In November. In Minnesota. Can you say Climate Change, boys and girls???? So, when the snow started falling yesterday I was really, really excited.
Interestingly enough, a scientist, who was a major Climate Change skeptic (I'm too lazy to look up his name-well, Jebus, it's after 2 a.m., what do you expect?) did a study. That study was funded by, among others, the uberconservative Koch brothers. After completing that study this scientist determined that, surprise, surprise, climate change is not a fantasy cooked up by paranoid Democrats as claimed by Republicans everywhere, but a solid reality. Hmmmm. Go figure.
So, a while ago my youngest Drunken Midget was making this god-awful high pitched squealing noise. After about a minute of enduring it I asked, "Why are you making that noise?" She responded, "I wanted to see how long it would take you to tell me to stop." And people wonder why I'm insane.
Oh, and then, one night I had a dream that Justin Bieber was my parent's next door neighbor. Then, these giant venomous snakes attacked, which was rather terrifying, but in the end they ate Justin Bieber, so it was all good.
Oh, and did I mention that in the last few months I've lost 40+ lbs? Woot! Woot! I am so very psyched about that!
Lately I've been reading the A Game of Thrones books, which are absolutely excellent and I highly recommend them.
K, then, I should probably make some sort of attempt to sleep now, so I'm off.
Laters!
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